God I love Beer ....
Posted on June 14, 2003 in LifeWell this is one of my first entries in my new site, and I'll say this right off the bat (I have to be truthful), I love BEER
With that out of the way, this morning I woke up and I had a full beer next to my bed. Its not un-common for me to have a beer before bed, But it is uncommon for me to fall asleep before I drink it. Now I see myself as a "Beer-Daddy" I take little orphan beers and bring them into my house of love, my stomache.
When I woke up and saw this lonely, un-drank beer .. I was instantly upset. I mean I just left him there to waste away, and nobody will ever enjoy his beer-goody-ness.
I did reach for him, to feel his temperature, to see if it would still be permissible to drink him, but he had expired. I feel horrible. I promise all the other beers of the world that I will never do this again!

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hi
LOL i typed this in google because my day SUCKS ass and after police academy class i am sitting here drinking apricot ale and trying to forget my sucky ass life, so i wrote GOD I LOVE BEER in google and here it popped up.. your blog. It made me laugh, so thanks, and have a happy day!!
i have the same situation all the time but guess what i drink the flat stale warm beer anyways