July 2003

15 total entries

• End of an Error: BB (Big Buddy) - July 30, 2003

  Well the reign of BB is over. My big buddy, Derrek is moving out of our house this weekend. Its a very sad time for me, he is the cement that holds the bricks in the wall together, and his...

• Highlights from the Weekend - July 27, 2003

  Well another summer weekend is coming to the end. To be honest with you this 'weekend' began Wednesday when we went to Harborside in East Greenwich, RI. They were having a 'foam' party which was pretty gey. But the rest...

• A handy way for men to "beat" Prostate Cancer - July 17, 2003

  This is exciting news in the world of men, we can now protect ourselves from prostate cancer. Beating this beast has always been on my mind, I promise to do my duty in this war. Yahoo News: Beating Prostate Cancer...

• Some Serious Stuff - July 16, 2003

  Things to do at the funeral of somebody you didn't really like... 1.Tell the widow you're sure you saw him move 2. Go to the funeral dressed as the deceased, and call the widow a fraud 3. Bring a dog...

• Today's Post is Missing, Reward Offered - July 12, 2003

  .. and in related news, I have a hangover. For some odd reason, I decided to get annihilated yesterday. It started off so innocently with a few Guinness while playing some Quake with Jim for a few minutes after a...

• The "Dirty Sanchez" & more - July 11, 2003

  Due to countless number of requests, I bring you the Dirty Sanchez and more. We have all heard of a dirty Sanchez, but have you heard of the Australian Death Grip, or what about a Donkey Punch? I'm just warning...

• Chronic Fagatosis - July 10, 2003

  It's Thursday night and I'm about to slap my drinking hat on so I decide to call up a few friends I haven't seen in ages. Unfortunately a few of my friends have caught this awful disease called Chronic Fagatois....

• Hulk with a Lump - July 07, 2003

  This is too funny not to post. http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,2-2003310256,00.html I have worked at many companies before, none that made small dolls like these. But seriously! I cant sneeze in this office without someone saying "bless you" you mean nobody at the...

• 4th of July Weekend - July 07, 2003

  Just waking up this morning and lifting my head off the pillow was indeed a test of my skills. The final count for this weekend .. 1 sunburn, 1 beach, 2 pools, 4 hotdogs, 7 mid-day hangovers, 28 hamburgers, 72...

• SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE .. from Karlie - July 07, 2003

  I got this in an email from Karlie over the weekend, I dont know if its my hangover or what but I laughed so hard while reading this ... I've got a headache now ... I'm going to get some...

• God's Will - July 03, 2003

  I would like to take time out of my busy schedule, and discuss the meaning of PROVIDENCE. If you were to look up the meaning in the Oxford English Dictionary, you would find "God's Will." Although this is only...

• Top Ten Things Women Don't Know We're Thinking - July 02, 2003

  10. I wonder if you can finance a boob job? 9. Yeah , yeah fourplay schmorplay, suck my dick. 8. If i play it cool and get her drunk enough, maybe I can get a threesome going. 7. When I...

• dos rilly chinese ... - July 02, 2003

  A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach...

• Derrek Made A Funny - July 01, 2003

  An Irish man walks into his proctologist's office for his annual prostate exam. Upon examination, the doctor is surprised to find a wad of rolled up hundred dollar bills in the Irish man's anus. "My lord!" exclaims the doctor, he...

• Chronicle of the Microwave - July 01, 2003

  Once again it is time for some trivia about an everyday item, that most of us take for granted. The history of the microwave-oven. Of course, the microwave-oven was a by-product of a reserach project that had nothing to...