An Irish man walks into his proctologist's office for his annual prostate exam. Upon examination, the doctor is surprised to find a wad of rolled up hundred dollar bills in the Irish man's anus.

"My lord!" exclaims the doctor, he pulls it out and counts the money.
"You had $1900.00 in your rectum!"

"Aayee", he says in his thick Irish accent, "Dat explains why I haven't been feeling too grand."