10. I wonder if you can finance a boob job?
9. Yeah , yeah fourplay schmorplay, suck my dick.
8. If i play it cool and get her drunk enough, maybe I can get a threesome going.
7. When I say I want quality time, I mean I wanna watch football.
6. Sex and the Ctiy is a bunch of garbage.
5. Yeah, ok great you wanna cuddle, well I want a porshce.
4. No matter what I say right now, it's gonna be wrong.
3. If she could just leave the room for one second so I can fart.
2. Shes pissed off again? wait a minute is it that time? Yep. fuck me, another week of this shit.
1. Would you please just shut the fuck up!

By Mike L.