August 2003

7 total entries

• Why I love the internet... - August 28, 2003

  As I do, I was cruising the internet soapbox and managed to stumble upon this weblog of "a regular guy living in New York City who wants a larger penis." I myself have received countless numbers of emails promising A...

• The Lost n' Profit department - August 27, 2003

  Well if you don’t know by now, a lot of drunkards have been known to crash at my house after a long night of drinking. Sometimes personal affects are left behind. I am proud to announce the Grand Opening of...

• A Day In The Life. - August 19, 2003

  There are many different types of cheese. With that said, lets move on. Yesterday, my bandmates and I were involved in a discussion of our alltime favorite "dishes". No, not "pots & pans" kinda dishes, but rather, our utmost favorite...

• Oh Boy! Apollo has landed. - August 15, 2003

  It’s been a while since I just posted a "what’s going on with web" here. And I’ll try not to ramble on and on about something that not many care about. So we weren’t looking for a dog, but he...

• The Soon To Be "Infamous" Ivy Tavern - August 12, 2003

  AAHH YES...it has been surveyed, tested, and gratuitously approved!! The Ivy Tavern is a splendid local establishment that offers not only fine ale and spirits, but a ample menu of superb dinner choices that make your palate weep for more!...

• Hangovers Suck. - August 05, 2003

  Finally a chart that you can easily refer to and classify your current hangover. I have been searching for this for a bit now. I think we have all had the unfortunate duty that comes along with a 5 star...

• I am Eric's underhung chick magnet.. - August 01, 2003

  ... whom loves to pull hot bitches. Or so this website told me. I'm not going to lie, the first time I did it I was a "Flatulent Sausage Link whom love to fuck Orcas" but that was just practice...