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Seriously? Are we finished yet? I cant wait till we all look back and laugh at reality television like it was an cheesy, flannel set, big hair, 80's game show. NO WHAMMIES.... STOP!!!

I can’t flip the channels fast enough to avoid watching yet another woman on MTV balling her eyes out because she chipped a nail, or watch some loser on a TV show consuming goat scrotum covered in mule piss for $2,000. Hey buddy, were not laughing with you, were laughing at you!!

The worst part is that most of the "reality" shows are anything but that. Directors spin the show, and edit conversations in order to create the most amount of controversy in order to make it “entertaining”. Next time your watching one of these shows, watch how cut up the conversations are. Pay attention to a dinner table and watch how plates come and go as a director cuts and splices a conversation in order to increase ratings.

I cant wait till we get two bums to fight to the death for $50,000. Shit Ill watch that. Here are some titles of reality shows I may watch.

• Survivor: Russian Roulette – Immunity never meant so much


• Real World 18: Filmed at a crack house in DC with an unlimited supply of crack and hallucinogens, Hilarity ensues.


• Big Roid’ Brother: Thirteen meatheads, one hot naked woman, and a chastity belt.


• Who wants to sniff the white powder that may be Anthrax?


• Queer Pink eye, and fatal STD’s for the straight guy


• Trading Spaces: You get my roach motel ridden with dirty AIDS infected syringes, I get your multi-billion dollar home and your wife.


• Cuban Torture Chamber: They take contestants and give them hundreds of paper cuts all over their bodies and then cover them in a salt/acid combination, then grant let the winner’s family asylum in America.

Now that’s what I call entertainment!