Even though I have my own publishing platform [this site your staring at right now], I haven’t pulled out my proverbial soapbox in a few months. I think its about time to dust this beee-otch off.

Achem

I cannot believe how often I find myself hanging out the window of my car hootin’ and hollerin’ at some dolt who’s IQ exists between a corn chip and a shoehorn behind the wheel of the biggest monstrosity of a vehicle imaginable, talking on a cell phone, sucking down a Big Mac, watching a DVD, obliviously too busy doing everything else to pay attention to driving.

Since when did it become the running joke on me to cut me off and then drive 20mph? I swear I am about 10 minutes away from keeping a set of tire spikes in my back seat just to let you know how I feel.

Blinkers people, Blinkers!! Its not only a law but a courtesy.

Old people shouldn’t drive. PERIOD They should be randomly tested every 3 months to make sure they can still see their knuckles on top of the steering wheel. How many times have you heard of an old man or woman plowing onto the sidewalk of a busy street and tagging people, like it’s Grand Theft Auto? [nice double score with the woman in the stroller BTW] Or brilliantly parking in the front window of Sears because he “didn’t know the car was in reverse.”

Take the bus dammit, you are in my way.