The Final Beer
Posted on December 03, 2003 in LifeSituation: It's Friday night. Your hanging out at your house with a few buddies, and you are all warming up with a few "Road Sodas" before you venture out on your GNO (Guys Night Out). You head to the fridge to get a fresh one only to realize the horrible truth, your down to The Final Beer!
Now you need to make the decision, bring only one beer back into the room, leaving nothing left in the fridge can be a mortal mistake. There could be a riot in your own living room, with torches, spiked clubs and a gathering of Semi-Drunk Beerhounds (buddies). What do you do? Decisions.. Decisions..
- Beer goes to the Original Beer Owner: This would be the person who paid for the beer, only complicated if multiple people paid for the beer. Then next in succession would be person who got the beer from the store and or carried it home.
- Buy your way out. If you have an extra 20$ on you from whopping ass in poker (sorry Jon) two days ago, try to weasel you way out by offering to buy the first round when you get to the bar. If then general consensus agrees, open the beer, drink it promptly, and then let out the "AHHHHHHHHHH...." to let everyone know you at least enjoyed the $20 Cold Frosty Beverage you just purchased.
- Physical Competition - This is the most common answer, Men are the king of their jungle, and the largest lion gets to eat the fresh kill first.
Competitions may include but not limited to;
Arm wrestling
Old habits die hard. Chew come garlic and blow it in your opponents face once the battle is on.Pain Endurance test
In Fight Club, they used sulfuric acid, most people don't have sulfuric acid laying around thier kitchens and bathrooms, instead use a bottle cap, shap side down and have the largest person there put all of his weight on the top of the bottle cap. longest time standing, wins the beerRocheambeau (ro-sham-bo)
Opponents kick each other in the nuggets till someone forfeits (drops). Tip: Try to go first, greatly increases your chances of winning.Knife fight in the Kitchen
This one tends to get messy, But if your drinking quality beer like Guinness, Samuel Adams or Bass ... Rock, Paper, Scissor just wont do.
Hey, I didn't make the rules, that's just how it is.
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If I wanted the last beer, I would take the last beer. But of course, I would offer it to the room. Lets face it, who's gonna say "yeah, I'll take it"? Especially from me....
I would challenge Derrek to an arm wrestling competition, beat him (Again)pour out the beer in Rich's sock drawer, eat all of Jesse's left-over boneless spareribs then take a big steamy dump in Eric's sketchers.
Fasad, if that is your REAL name, would challenge me to arm wrestling contest after I already beat everyone else in the house. Then when my arm is warm and mush, he would TRY and beat me. Then I would take a steamy dump in Eric's bed, again.
I would just kick all of your asses for the beer.
well if it's gonna be that kind of party I'm just gonna order a white wine spritzer and call it a night.
Fasad, I'm surprised you didn't comment on being the creator of the "Fight Club Bottle Cap Endurance Test"! I figured you would be calling me by now asking me for money to use it's likeness in my post!