And the winner is!
Posted on January 25, 2004 in Life
The nominees were weighed and measured, the votes have been compiled, and after a bout with those friggin' Chad's [insert gay voice here] we would like to announce the winner of the "Best Guest of 2004". The best guest is somebody who contributes the most on a consistent basis to the house. Providing countless nights of amusement and entertainment. A man of a thousand voices including Harry Carey, Tony Danza and the Russian Guy from Rounders.
You may know him as "Sal - Tee - Nuts" but he is best known for his antics in the musical "East Side Pockets" and as the evil villain in "Side View Mirrors: Who needs them anyways?" and "Dude, where's my wallet"
The controversial, Shawn Picard! Congratulations Shawn.
Career highlight:"East Side Pockets" 2003
".. playing a man struggling with himself, Shawn Picard, while on a late night food run to "East Side Pockets" [a restaurant in Providence, on the Brown University Campus] decides to grab an employee's smock and dance around the building with his pants around his ankles screaming 'please throw hot hummace on my back'. At the pinnacle of the theatrics is an intoxicated man leaping into the front window of the building and air humping all the club goers returning to their vehicles .."
Truly a joy to all onlookers. The employees got a chuckle too.
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I do believe the shawn should do some stand up on tue over at the brass lounge. Don't you agree?
Congrats Shawn! Hey! Are those hot dogs? I missed the East Side Pokkets thing altogether....I think it is for the best...jk....Will there be a ceremony?
Thank You! Thank You!
Wow it's a honor just to be nominated. First I have to thank my publisist, who is a beautiful person. I can't forget all little people...gary coleman, webster, vern troyer, Jesse and of course those shrivled things that used to be my balls. Hey, did the roast ever end and did Jesse ever show up?
It's nice to know in a time of declining family values that a few gay jokes, some weed and an a dry hump on apollo don't go unnoticed.
Here's to more carnge in 2004 & 2005, much more beer, and my ever expanding waistline. Here's a toast to you guys all over my pinstripe shirt. (See Picture)
You guys really know how to make a transexual feel special... (sob)... what don't mention that?
Oh well,
Tune in this season to see which roommate's baby I will have...
...Same Lauriston Time, Same Lauriston Channel.
Unless the blackbox is on the fritz. GOD DAMN YOU COX COMMUNICATIONS!