When driving to work once in a while its not uncommon to get caught behind a school bus that seemingly stops for 10 minutes every 25 feet. The thing that upsets me is how the world has to stop when picking a child up. Last week when following a bus, it stopped at a house. Flipped on its "The World Needs to STOP" sign then continued to wait about 4 minutes while the kid finished brushing his teeth . The mother came outside to let the bus driver know to wait, and to make everybody late to work because her kid is remedial and dosent know how to dress himself.

I understand the cars behind the bus shouldn't be able to pass, but to stop traffic in both directions while I wait for someone to finish their Cheerios' is insane. I bet you any amount of money that if some retarded kid came darting out of his house, missed the door of the bus and was clipped by the USS Escalade all the other kids on the bus would look 4 times before they ever entered the street. Survival of the Fittest

Another thing, those little plastic clips that they put over wall sockets… take them off after a few dances with 220 volts, a child will learn not to stick his wet booger-ridden finger into it.

Natural selection is supposed to weed out the slower people of the human race allowing the rest of us to accelerate and live more fruitful, less irritating, lives.

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Listening to: Times Like These - Jack Johnson - On And On (02:22)