March 2004

8 total entries

• Steve, don't eat it! - March 29, 2004

  ... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome." Made me laugh .....

• Sanity, or the lack there of. - March 26, 2004

  A highway in Providence I use to get home from work was backed up really bad yesterday. Come to find out on the news that a 20 year old man from Connecticut snapped, killed his girlfriend, cut her head off,...

• Readers Write - March 25, 2004

  As you all probably know, this website receives billions tons hundreds very few reader emails. My buddy Mike has decided to take it upon himself to answer some questions for women everywhere. Official Disclaimer: I was held at gunpoint for...

• Happy St. Patricks Day. - March 17, 2004

  Be safe and enjoy many beers, some beef stew and a corn beef sandwich. Many people have a misconception of what St. Patrick did. He helped bring and spread BeerChristianity throughout Ireland with the use of a shamrock. Raise...

• Now with 150% more bullshit! - March 14, 2004

  Let me get this straight. You want me to believe Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) is now known as “Kitchen Fresh Chicken?” To quote Wayne from Wayne’s world, “Shea Right” The marketing company behind the ex-brand Kentucky Fried Chicken has decided...

• Just for the record - March 10, 2004

  Achem, With gas prices rising faster than Michael Jackson penis at a kindergarten schoolyard. I want to make it clear that I don’t want to hear complains or bitchin’ come from any of the following groups of people. People...

• Tidbits of Useless Information - March 08, 2004

  Welcome again. These tidbits are brought to you by men and women whose trivial minds are geared towards the pursuit (no pun intended) of un-earthing useless knowledge and educating the general public with facts, stories, and exaggerations. If all of...

• Oh my god, I think my nipples are hard. - March 03, 2004

  It doesn’t get more ironic than this. I planned to write a lighthearted story about the hopeful return of “The Family Guy” to television, pointing out my recent fascination with it. So I opened goggle, the ultimate reference of the...