Happy St. Patricks Day.
Posted on March 17, 2004 in Articles
Be safe and enjoy many beers, some beef stew and a corn beef sandwich. Many people have a misconception of what St. Patrick did. He helped bring and spread BeerChristianity throughout Ireland with the use of a shamrock.
Raise a pint of Guinness. Hope for peace and enjoy this short story of the life of St. Patrick.
Happy St. Patricks Day
Text updated by Shawn, thanks.
The person who was to become St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was born in Wales about AD 385. His given name was Maewyn, and he almost didn't get the job of bishop of Ireland because he lacked the required scholarship.
Far from being a saint, until he was 16, he considered himself a pagan. At that age, he was sold into slavery by a group of Irish marauders that raided his village. During his captivity, he became closer to God. He escaped from slavery after six years and went to Gaul where he studied in the monastery under St. Germain, bishop of Auxerre for a period of twelve years. During his training he became aware that his calling was to convert the pagans to Christianity. His wishes were to return to Ireland, to convert the native pagans to Christianity.
But his superiors instead appointed St. Palladius. But two years later, Palladius transferred to Scotland. Patrick, having adopted that Christian name earlier, was then appointed as second bishop to Ireland.
His mission in Ireland lasted for thirty years. After that time, Patrick retired to County Down. He died on March 17 in AD 461. That day has been commemorated as St. Patrick's Day ever since.
Much Irish folklore surrounds St. Patrick's Day. Not much of it is actually substantiated.
Some of this lore includes the belief that Patrick raised people from the dead. He also is said to have given a sermon from a hilltop that drove all the snakes from Ireland. Of course, no snakes were ever native to Ireland, and some people think this is a metaphor for the conversion of the pagans. Though originally a Catholic holy day, St. Patrick's Day has evolved into more of a secular holiday.
One traditional icon of the day is the shamrock. And this stems from a more bona fide Irish tale that tells how Patrick used the three-leafed shamrock to explain the Trinity. He used it in his sermons to represent how the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit could all exist as separate elements of the same entity. His followers adopted the custom of wearing a shamrock on his feast day.
The St. Patrick's Day custom came to America in 1737. That was the first year St. Patrick's Day was publicly celebrated in this country, in Boston.

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Ahhh...the day everyone claims to be Irish. I'm not, I just have a drinking problem ;-)
Since we are talking "green"...our Eagles got T. O. yesterday!
St. Patty's Day memories...
Much like the Guinness commercial, to me, St. Patty's is like Christmas to me.
My grandfather Drew is Irish and he would come over every St. Patty's and we would sing Irish folksongs and eat a boiled dinner with ham because as any real Irishman would tell you corned beef is as Irish a dish as haggis is. Then we would fight then tell each other how much we loved one another.
With that said let me give you some ideas of other fun Irish traditions you can try this Saint Patrick's day...
1. Dye your pubic hair orange.
2. Fight over Sean Connery's true heritage. (He's Scottish) Then fight over that Pierce Brosnin makes a better James Bond anyway.
3. Tell your friend in a drunken stupor how you are really attracted to Jack Kennedy.
4. Use the precursor to the George Foreman grill, the Jack Dempsey Grill (a.k.a. a crockpot).
5. Start a "Yankees Suck" chant at your next Irish funeral and/or wake.
6. Sucker punch a guido and yell, "Now you can wear red for St. Joseph's."
JOKE: An older Irish fellow goes to see his proctologist. Upon the Dr's examination of the Irish man's rectum, he discovers something odd. He explores further, and to his disbelief, he pulls out a wad of rolled up $100 bills.
The Dr. fans it out and counts it, and it adds up to $1900.
"You're not going to belive this, but I just found $1900 in hundred dollar bills in your rectum!"
"Aaaaye" exclaims the Irishman, "That's why aye haven't been feelin' too grand."