Recently I have been experimenting with time travel, trying to get it to an exact science is pretty difficult. There are a few problems I am trying to work out. First I can only go forwards in time and secondly I cannot control how long for.

Friday night we had a small gathering of friends here to welcome in the warm weather. Greg, a good friend of mine was generous enough to bring some “time travel catalyst” a.k.a Jagermeister.

I believe around 2300 hours (11:00 pm) Friday I managed to open up a wormhole and was able to "jump" approximately 8 hours and 45 minutes into the future. During which time my body stayed present, but I was not in control of it which was obvious to any guests. The aftermath included a destroyed house, a hangover, a few "what the hell happened last night" text messages, a taste of cat shit in the mouth and a general feeling of confusion.

In the future I think I am going to require my guests to start signing waivers when they come over. This way I cannot be held responsible for anything that I may say/do that night while experimenting with time travel.

Unfortunately a friend of mine was the recipient of a late night antiquing. I am on damage control right now but when preparation for something included picking up 50$ worth of Tequila you kind of have to expect to have less friends when the night is over.

Guests of the party have brought to my attention a few times that I have not been updating this site lately. To refute that I will say that I have been extremely busy the past few weeks and we all have to give up things we enjoy time to time to get things completed.

With that said you should be hearing a lot for me in the upcoming weeks. You may look forward to more posts from me about drinking, bitching about life, politics, me being an idiot and some random web links.