I took the liberty of punching in a few of my co-workers names. I found these two to be very amusing, however they did not.

Leslie S - ideal job is a anything where you can kiss ass.

Jake S - ideal job is a Prostitute.

Debra R a.k.a "the boss" - ideal job is a Street Sweeper.

Lhanbryde Community Worker. What or where the hell is Lhanbryde?

And, I'm so not the work-for-the-community type.

I think Lhanbryde is in the UK.

I dont believe that I a good ass end of a costume Cow either but we all got to deal with the cards were dealt Nicole.

I really want know who is the front end of the panto cow

I didn't know what a panto cow was. But, now that I do, I'm not feeling so bad about my allotted profession.

Ah yes --- Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.

My stick is getting shittier and shittier...

You get Emperor of all the world, I get to shove my face in someone else's ass crack while we both stumble around in a fake suede cow costume.

I'm sure the person in front of me isn’t going to be some hot woman either. Some guy named Fred with a glandular problem causing him to sweat profusely.

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check this out!!!!!!

As President, my first Declaration is to have the second Wensday of every month Boobie Day. I'm not sure what that entails yet, but I bet it will be great fun.

Long live Boobie day!
and Vagina Day!
and Lasagna Day!

Yea, mr president.Boobie day is a great i dea. but you must be spacific. Come on think about this one. "Meatloaf in fight club" we diffinatly do not want to see that.

Yeah Dave, Meatloaf's boobs would not make for a fun boobie day.

I think your missing the point, As president of Boobie nation I think that everyone is entitled to participate in Boobie Day, I will not discriminate Everyone will get to enjoy Boobie day, I don't care if it's Meatloaf or Lasagna or even Oprah, Everyone that has boobs will show them. And everyone who doesn't will get to look at them. and yes a brave few may even get to rub them like great cystal balls fortelling the future ah yes, I see them now two great beacons of liberty glowing in the distance, Follow me brothers and sisters our Destiny awaits

VIVA LA JUGGS!!!!

I think this is a great idea Dave. I would love nothing morer than to showcase my man titties. What excites me the most is that you want to rub them like a crystal ball, im getting all wet just thinking about it, I will follow you brother !

Thanks
Meatloaf

Try typing the word "nigger" into http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

ITS RACIST!