The unfortunate reality is, reality TV isn't going away anytime soon. What I think is the funniest thing about reality TV is not the characters lives or the situations they get themselves into. Its the life they try to portray in entertainment after their Reality TV show is off the air.

Now every time I see a music video with Jessica Simpson, of MTV's Newlyweds fame, I laugh uncontrollably. Jessica seemingly tries to combat her stigma of stupidity, by posing in the video doing a crossword puzzle or pondering life as she is burying her nose in a trigonometry book. You just feel like saying "Listen, We know your dumb, the cat's out of the bag."

There is also a commercial of Anna Nicole Smith where she isn't being a total nazi bitch, stumbleing, ordering everyone around while she slams down a dozen quaaludes and gets loaded on $5.00 bottles of wine. GASP! Who woulda thunk?

Once you see the "real" life of one of these "superstars" (both terms used very lightly), you realize that they put their pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. Most of the time you realize that they are incredible idiots that managed to haphazardly walk into millions of dollars and fame.

Excluded is Donald Trump, that guy is the MAN and that thing on his head isint a wig.

I'm not saying I could do what they do professionally, but at least I know what Tuna is and how to do my own friggin laundry.

So a word to the wise for any wanna be reality TV actors out there. Be prepared to be classified as an idiot, junky, bitch, loser or stuck up bloody asshole when all the smoke clears.

And is $50,000 really worth eating raw bull penis, gagging on the "juices" then hurling in a bucket all on TV for all your friends and family to watch in super-slow motion on Tivo?
Oh mom! Slow this part down .. This is when the testicle pop's in my mouth and the seminal fluid trickles down my throat ..
HOT, I'm all set. Thanks