Thanks goes out to Mark.
  1. 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
  2. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
  3. 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
  4. 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
  5. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
  6. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
  7. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
  8. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
  9. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
  10. 10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
  11. 11. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting...
  12. 12. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist...
  13. 13. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  14. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  15. 15. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.