Wha’d you do?
Posted on September 10, 2004 in LifeI can’t remember an event that I anticipated as much as last night first rumble in Foxboro, how quickly I was dissapointed.
Before the game, some Asshat production company along with ABC put on a sissy slap-fest of a pre-game show, including such performers as Elton John, Beyonce and Jessica Simpson. This is all obviously further proof that clueless marketing companies, pop culture Jerkoffs, and evil women whom are married to dickless men rule the entertainment business.
I don’t know about you (other football fans), but if I managed to win a shiv fight at the Pats box office and scored a ticket for last nights home opener, that pre-game show monstrosity last night would have sickened me enough where I would have rather been hammering rusty nails into my unit. The ABSOLUTE last song I would ever want to listen to right before I watched the Pats rip the Colts limb from limb, would be Elton John’s - Can you feel the love tonight.
If ANY football fan was to ever choose the performers on an NFL pre-game show, you would see acts like .. Van Halen, Metallica, Aerosmith and AC/DC. That’s a little different than the slap in the face we received last night. I ask you, fellow football fans, when did we go wrong and loose the Mecca of testosterone known as NFL.
I don’t need any hype surrounding Jessica Simpson to watch the Patriots Home opener, and if you do, you should go watch something else. Take a look at cheerleaders in the NFL, they stay on the sidelines, look good and shut their beautiful yappers.
Football = Beer drinking, rude comments about women, piss and far jokes
Jessica Simpson = 14 year old girls braiding hair and screaming about their favorite My little pony.
Brothers, Can I get an Amen?
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I watched the premier of "Joey" (Drea De Matteo has new boobs) and the first half hour of "The Apprentice" (fan favorite) I have this amazing, uncanny ability to change the channel at will. I am able to carry out this marvelous gift of free-will with a little device called "a remote control" Maybe you should look into this. I think they sell them at "electronics stores" You amy also want to "tone down the sarcasm" and "lay off Jessica Simpson" she's sooo dreamy. I bid you adieu.
Oh, here come all of Elton John's fans ... Thrill, I totally forgot you were in his fan club.
It’s too bad all the people in Gillette Stadium didn't have remote controllers to tune him out, you obviously missed the point of what I was saying.
Your also considered really gay for admittedly watching "Joey".
I also don’t know what I was thinking; it would have to be a cold day in hell before you agreed with me on anything.
what pre-gay show?
i agree....it sucked! i was flippin like thrill....what a waste of money that was...that is why the damn tickets are so expensive! where were the coors light "twins"?
First off, you can bitch about Elton John and I agree. But i don't mind Jessice Simpson before the game. I'm a guy, she's hot. Great! I even enjoyed Mary J. Blige, man shes gots pipes. Besides I've got a Patriots fan complaint. Why the fuck would you wear a Vinateiri jersey??? I don't care if he's Jesus's brother, he's the fucking kicker. You never, ever, ever, wear the kickers jersey. If you need a colorful italian get and Andruzzi. Or why wouldnt you wear a "BREW"ski jersey. knock it off pats fans witht eh kicker jersey. Dammit. Oh and Joeys funny.
Hey Mike, I think for once we agree. I love the V-man like everybody else .. he is a great clutch kicker. But when it comes time to get a bootball jersey .. you can't take Vinateiri .. you just can't.
I also agree. Kickers jerseys are a no-no. although I'm pretty sure the only people who wear them are women and little kids. Note to Father do not, I repeat DO NOT let your son wear a Vinateiri Jersey.
Eric, you are officially getting a beating.
What you going to do, hit me with a feathered whip?
Bring it fairy.