El Presidente
Posted on November 01, 2004 in RantsThere is so much political coverage out there by people much smarter than myself I have a hard time writing anything political on this site. Not to mention the fact that you can get totally unbiased news from any news station out there, right?
I was hoping to by now, the night before the election, to have a definitive answer on who I think would make the better president. Instead I guess I have to make the decision on which president will suck less ass.
I don’t actually like either candidate. Bush is an absolute bubbling idiot whom is stuck in the 14th century and the raunchy stench from Kerry and his supporters is enough to make even the most vile of bums gag. His whole campaign is “I’m not him” and “I’ll say whatever I can to get the job”
Although it doesn’t matter who ends up winning in the end, everything we have been promised over the past 6 months will never materialize anyways because these guys had to lie, cheat and steal their way to get where they are today.
Politics today is so absolutely corrupt with its payoff’s, back alley deals, image consultants, lobbyist, political back scratching and corporate whore-ing it’s a surprise that this country doesn’t implode into hell due to its lack of morality.
You want a REAL president? Here is how you find him.
The night before the selection process, un-knowing candidates should be tied up and kidnapped from their homes. These people should be chosen from that years most productive businesses, because when its all said and done that is what their running.
These middle-aged company owners should then be interrogated for a few hours on national TV. They should be given written, speaking and psychological tests to make sure we don’t get another Dud.
Then you have an online poll to choose the top six or eight candidates. You take the winners and you stick them a steel cage for a bare-knuckle fight to the death with the other candidates.
When you’re backed into the corner with your life on the line, the real you comes out. You would see some candidates drop to their knees and start crying, other candidates would be trying to kick each other in the balls. Eye gouging would of course be allowed.
My President would kick ass and we would have to give him a cooler title like … El Presidente.
I’d like to see Yasser Arafat tell some guy that just had his nuts mashed in with a crowbar, that he wasn’t going to back out of the netural zone.

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"Although it doesn’t matter who ends up winning in the end,"
I had a whole paragraph written in response, but I dislike politics so I won't go there. But ... it does matter.
I agree it does matter, what I meant by that is all the things we have been promised for the past 3 months is just said to get the votes.
Once in office nobody acts on those promises.
I hate politics too.
My big fat obnoxious president.
Oh i see how it is, because im pro Kerry my posts get removed.
Bush Sucks!
haha, I saw your post yesterday, too!
That's awesome, web! Good job.
Piss on all the Kerry supporters. But it's not like Bush is any better. I probably would have voted but I'm still running around with a RI driver's license :)
Very sadly, after watching the Conceding/Victory speaches its crystal clear that the best man lost.
I finally saw what Kerry was missing the ENTIRE campaign.
Emotion.
I thought he was a freaking robot, but in his farewell speech .. he was moved.He should have tried that earlier. Bush clearly ran a better campaign ..
The Republican News media can also be blamed for Bush winning, they took the stance that SOOO MANY new Democratic voters were on their way .. millions of new republican voters showed up as well.
Where did those new republican voters come from? 30-45 year old white trash people whom never registered to vote before.
Very sad day.
Actually the new voting group were 18-30 year old democrats. That is why he came so close to winning.
The republican media? I didn't see one Bush commercial until election night. New England is all democratic, that is why you lean towards Kerry. Everybody around you tells you Kerry is the right man for the job, why wouldn't you believe them!
Finally, I dont care if my president is emotional or not, but what I do care about is my safety and my financial well being. Kerry would help neither.
Ay! What gives? My fat ass cant say anything here? For the love of Mary, why can't you leave my post up? I KNOW BURT REYNOLDS!
I got the new Star Wars Episode III Trailer.
Episode III