There is so much political coverage out there by people much smarter than myself I have a hard time writing anything political on this site. Not to mention the fact that you can get totally unbiased news from any news station out there, right?

I was hoping to by now, the night before the election, to have a definitive answer on who I think would make the better president. Instead I guess I have to make the decision on which president will suck less ass.

I don’t actually like either candidate. Bush is an absolute bubbling idiot whom is stuck in the 14th century and the raunchy stench from Kerry and his supporters is enough to make even the most vile of bums gag. His whole campaign is “I’m not him” and “I’ll say whatever I can to get the job”

Although it doesn’t matter who ends up winning in the end, everything we have been promised over the past 6 months will never materialize anyways because these guys had to lie, cheat and steal their way to get where they are today.

Politics today is so absolutely corrupt with its payoff’s, back alley deals, image consultants, lobbyist, political back scratching and corporate whore-ing it’s a surprise that this country doesn’t implode into hell due to its lack of morality.

You want a REAL president? Here is how you find him.

The night before the selection process, un-knowing candidates should be tied up and kidnapped from their homes. These people should be chosen from that years most productive businesses, because when its all said and done that is what their running.

These middle-aged company owners should then be interrogated for a few hours on national TV. They should be given written, speaking and psychological tests to make sure we don’t get another Dud.

Then you have an online poll to choose the top six or eight candidates. You take the winners and you stick them a steel cage for a bare-knuckle fight to the death with the other candidates.

When you’re backed into the corner with your life on the line, the real you comes out. You would see some candidates drop to their knees and start crying, other candidates would be trying to kick each other in the balls. Eye gouging would of course be allowed.

My President would kick ass and we would have to give him a cooler title like … El Presidente.

I’d like to see Yasser Arafat tell some guy that just had his nuts mashed in with a crowbar, that he wasn’t going to back out of the netural zone.