Genius
Posted on November 30, 2004 in Sports
Bill Belichickstein is a fucking genius.
Q: How do you make the top rush defense in the NFL look silly?
A: Easy, Take one of the biggest and strongest defensemen in the NFL and stick him in the face of Ray Lewis and Ed Reed.
There is something about Belichick that most coaches in the NFL lack, Resourcefulness. In the face of extreme adversity he has been able to consistently call upon players on his team to adopt new roles.
Most coaches would dip into their practice squads or head to the waiver wire to pick up needed players. Not Belichick. Brown's playing corner back, Vrabel is picking up some time playing tight end, and Seymour this week played halfback getting in the face of Ray Lewis.
Wait a second, is that Bruschi building a mud fort, what is he doing?
I wasn’t surprised to see Cory Dillon is cutting through defensive lines this year like a hot knife through butter and I’m convinced that the reason why the Pats lost their only game versus Pittsburgh was because he was injured. Since breaking the streak they have proven themselves yet again of the “world champion” status by handing out some very definitive losses to some good teams.
Jon and I have also been doing our part to carry the team through some tough times. For instance, for every touchdown the Patriots score we gladly pony up to the bar and order a shot of Jagermeister. We began this tradition on the first TD they scored this year and have been very vigilant about it since.
We have gone as far to bring our own Jagermeister to a bar we were watching at because we were slightly worried that they would not have any. We have also hidden freezing cold flasks filled with the “Black Death” in our crotches and smuggled them into Ralph Wilson Stadium in Buffalo, NY on our road trip on Week 7 to watch the Pats beat the Bills on their home turf.
Eric: “Hey Big Buddy … Here comes another sign!”
[insert sound of windows rolling down and 20 degree wind ripping through the car]
All: “WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
To date we have consumed 29 Jager shots each and our original projection was 42.
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Hey Medium Buddy, how's it hangin'?
Oh yeah,nice photoshop job, I chuckled.
P.S. i don't like Spam either, processed meat in a can is sooooo 1975.
ESPN JUST REPORTED THAT JASON GIAMBI ADMITTED TO USING STEROIDS. I'm shocked. I can't believe he used steroids. I mean , I was a little suspicous when he reported to spring training this year at 130lbs, but still. And then this new report claims he got it from Bonds's trainer after he asked him how Barry can still workout the way he does at his age. Are they trying to say that Barry took steroids too? Oh come on. Look just cus a guy gains 200 lbs of muscle as he nears his late 30s and his hat size grows 3 sizes larger doesnt mean hes using steroids. Anyone my age or older can tell you that our bodies become stronger, and more fit as we age. Thats a way of life. WAKE UP MLB. Give Barry a break. I suppose now theres gonna be a witch hunt and they'll accuse Sammy and guys like that. Thats bull crap. Sammy can gain 300 lbs of muscle, i hear he does squat thrust. 10 a day. In a row. So, I just wanted to tell all you guys to not buy into all this bullshit. The baseball players of our time are all drug free athletes. Football and baseball players do no take steroids, and theres no basketball players that smoke weed.
Dear Rome,
Jason Giambi took steroids?
Sincerely,
The Sky is Blue