The “999 Dream Challenge” part deux
Posted on April 18, 2005 in LifeThis went about as expected … Jon and I decided that after 4 people were able to finish the challenge last year we needed to add a little more speed to the fastball. Instead of buying a light beer (water) we picked up a substantially darker keg of Dos Equis Amber Ale.
The beer with accompanying lemon wedge was fantastic – the hotdogs were Oscar Meyer Wieners which were labeled “All Meat” were also delicious. But one must ask, if these are labeled “All Meat” than what is in the other Oscar Meyer Wieners that were NOT all meat? Shoelaces? Jon wisely decided not to find out and picked up the “all meat” kind.
This year’s challenge was not only more difficult because of the choice of beer but also the because length of the innings were drastically shorter due to fantastic pitching by Wakefield and a lack of scoring by both teams. In particular the 5th and 6th innings, also known as “The Hump”, were very quick three and outs for both teams.
This year there was only one person whom completed the “999 Dream Challenge” .. Todd Greenough went uncontested into the 9th inning and cruised across home plate to win this years “999 dream challenge”
Next year’s festivities (yes for some god awful reason we plan on doing it again next year) will include a prize of a Nordic Lodge dinner gift certificate. For those of you unfamiliar with the Nordic Lodge, is an “all you can stuff in your pie-hole” lobster, seafood and steak dinner valued at $50 a seat. This should be a great prize for a very deserving victor.
Thanks for all 12 participants, even Lisa’s 555 bid that fell unsurprisingly short at 3.5 beers and 3.5 dogs (with onions), for making this years “999 dream challenge” yet another surprising hit.
I do however need to note that after Todd completed the 999 challenge .. he promptly passed out on the couch with his shoes on .. so we had to have some fun with the champ.
Note to all: do not stand down wind from the following people; Joe Ponte, Jon Cooper, Me, Lisa Coletta, Dick Cheese a.ka (Dave Comella), Joe Webster, Todd Greenough, Shawn Picard, Jesse Lepre (shame on you .. 2.5 dogs), Steve Reynolds, A-Manda’ Smith and who could forget Apollo.

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Some notes... Jesse losing to his girlfriend is both pathetic and embarrassing, and I have to wonder if we invite him back next year. This is now two years in a row he's fagged out before the 4th inning.
Although Todd won, I still consider myself the true champion for going 8 strong and not passing out for 3 hours immediately following the conclusion of the game. I may have lost the challenge, but at least there's no pictures of Apollo eating a hot dog out of my shorts.
Most impressive feat of the day has nothing to do with eating or drinking. Dave packing over half a tin of Skoal into his lip was truly incredible.
Can't wait to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight!
You ain't kidding with that down wind comment...it smells like someone set off a hot dog-flavored stink bomb in my apartment right now.
Jesse's performance was an embarrassment to himself, his friends, and the entire male species.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to celebrate Patriot's Day getting drunk at a bar and watching the Sox game. Have fun at work, Rhode Island suckers!!
Learn how to spell my name you bastard...Comella
I would like to correct the "2.5 beers and 3 hot dogs" that was previously quoted. I take great pride that I actually consumed 3.5 hot dogs and 3.5 beers. I fell short only because of the lightning quick 4th inning.
Dave, your name has been fixed (sorta) .. that’s how I had it in my cell phone .. sorry about that .. this is your fault somehow.
Lisa, I am sorry for inaccurately reporting the number of hotdogs you consumed .. I had to type that all from memory this morning as you could probably figure out .. it wasn't the most chipper of mornings I have had.
Plenty of hot dogs left at the house if anybody is hungry ..
Did Lisa do better than Jesse, too? LAME!!!!!!
Yes Jon -- its confirmed -- Jesse has sold his balls on the black market for a lampshade and a pack of skittles.
Thanks for fixing my name, I haven't been called Dick Cheese in at least a week or so, so I kind of missed it...
Suck my whop ass. Last time I remembered Hot dogs aren't all that good for you bucko!