A True Story
Posted on August 01, 2005 in SportseWebstar: Hey Manny whattup!
DRgod24: Hola mi amigo. not much. i just took a pee pee behind the scoreboard LOL
eWebstar: Umm that’s a little weird. So anyway what’s this I hear about you wanting to leave the Red Sox?
DRgod24: o yeah, fuk you and this place i hate it here. u guys suck i want to be traded to the mets
eWebstar: Yeah what’s that all about? We think you’re awesome and you just won a championship here – why the hell would you want to leave?
DRgod24: dont take it personilly man, i just hate you. i ain’t got no privacy here no more
eWebstar: Manny, It just doesn’t make sense? Does this have anything to do with Pedro?
DRgod24: no I gtg. I have go burn all my red sux jersey’s and hats LOL
DRgod24: Fuk you asshole, im outta here
*** DRgod24 signed off at Friday July 29th at 12:30pm ***
Trading deadline passes.
*** DRgod24 signed on Sunday August 1st at 9:32pm ***
DRgod24: man i luv this place, im never leavin
eWebstar: Manny are you retarded? What are you talking about?
DRgod24: my fans r awesome. i was just foolin
eWebstar: What about the whole privacy thing?
DRgod24: oh it’s a famous dominican song. i was just singing for you
eWebstar: Well Ortiz doesn’t know that song and now your fans, teammates and coaches are a little mad.
DRgod24: Yeah that is all is the past, i forgive them.
eWebstar: huh?
DRgod24: i love boston. i go hit lots more homeruns now.
*** DRgod24 signed off at Sunday August 1st at 9:47pm ***

RSS (2.0)
Previous Comments
What's up with Derek Lowe? Doesn't he know that clandestine affairs are supposed to be, well, clandestine?
He must have missed a day in How to be a Big Time Ball Player 101.