Mystery Solved, I think.
Posted on September 13, 2006 in LifeIn case you missed it, my brother gave me a “Mystery Box” about a month ago with the specific instruction not to open it until September 15th. On Sunday during the Patriots kickoff party at my house, my brother informed me that I could now open the infamous mystery box.
After ripping the box apart -- I found out that I am the proud new owner of a Jagermiester, time travel machine tap machine.
It was unbelievably generous for him to give me such a device which will surely destroy my liver in a matter of weeks instead of the pace of a few years that I was on before.
Needless to say – she was broken in with a fierceness which would make her creators proud. (3 - 1 liter bottles) I have yet to understand what happened between the hours of 2pm Sunday and 9am Monday.
She pours out a 2oz. shot in about 1 second and can take you from sober to drunk in about the same amount of time it took Paris Hilton's Non-Porn-Movie career to fail. (see below demonstration)
My rant on Branch and the Patriots is still brewing -- stay tuned.
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That's a hell of a shocker - I wouldn't have guessed that was inside the mystery box. So how much Jag was actually consumed that night/day?
I am not completely sure.
There are 3 empty bottles hanging around and I remember the 8th and 9th shots -- because I said to someone -- "wow .. next one will be my 10th shot" ... then I came to at work in slippers and a ripped metallica shirt.
That was it.
Well I can say that I also don't remember the latter part of that day, but I do remember that pic. Good Times! I can't wait for GH2 party 2006!
Just saw this post after reading your 2006 Year In Review. That pic will definitely swing the human resources managers in your favor in your next job search! ;-)