1. Because you somehow don't know who/what "The State of Corruption" is and your friends ridicule you for this.

2. Because you think Jared from subway is gay and you think John Lovits is following in his footsteps.

3. Because you never seen the inside of the living room and the tales of the bathroom are legendary.

4. Because this may be the last time that Boom Boom Corsini gets a little too into it and splits his hand open on his guitar getting blood all over it. That's fucking hardcore

5. Because I made this god damn list, that's why.

6. Because the reunion tour featuring King Mike's new replacement hip just "isin’t the same"

7. Because you never saw DJ Thrill way back when he had hair on his head -- and now he's sporting a new sexxy beard.

8. Because you never know when you will hear the mustache song!

9. Because there going to go 'old school' on your ass. Migrane!

10. Because its close to Halloween and some saucy tart is going to dress up as a scantly clad nurse and she's going home with someone that isin’t me.

11. Because reruns of lost is a sad excuse for a Saturday night, seriously awful.

12. Because SOC has been doing this shit for 12 fucking years. What do you do today that you did 12 years ago? No, making skidmarks in your underwear and picking your nose does not count.

13. Paulie P is playing bass again and Mike Lopes is on drumbs. Nuff said.

14. This quite possibly is the last time you will ever be able to fuck up the lyrics to “Beer for Every Man.”

15. Because all of the proceeds will be donated to the Randy Hein Fund.

16. Because Shed is also playing their final show that night – so tears and sappy hugs will be free.

17. Because you have R-E-S-P-E-C-T.