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I just tuned into the NFL network to see the “NFL Cheerleader Playoffs” (Seriously, it’s a show. Chad Jackson is the host, no seriously) only to hear that Mike Vaderjerk (sorry force of habit Vanderjagt) was cut from the Dallas Cowboys.

I seriously hope that there is footage somewhere of Mike working out in the weight room with some of his teammates .. then after 15 minutes Ashton Kutcher pops out and tells him he’s been fired. Mike thinks that he is getting punke’d but he isn’t.

Then only after team owner Jerry Jones calls him up and gives him the bad news does he believe it, goes ape-shit and kicks the shit out of Ashton Kutcher.

It’s a win-win as I see it.

Anyways – Janderjerk deserved this after years of running his mouth, but never cashing the checks for his team when it mattered and then calling out his teammates .. (NFL Cheerleaders are Kyaking on TV right now, I kid you not – where was I?) .. oh yeah, Vanderjerk in action -- happy trails buddy.