Monkey Pants
Posted on March 30, 2007 in LifeEverybody has them, I think.
So laundry day came and went and no laundry was done. Since laundry day I have not had the opportunity to toss in a few loads. This morning while preparing for work, one of my worst fears was realized -- I had no more clean underwear.
That may be a little more dramatic than what actually happened because I did have a few pairs left stashed in the back of the underwear drawer. These are seldom used for various reasons. Some may have a hole in them, some may not wear well.
Some, you wouldn’t want to ever be seen in and we all know that the one day that you actually wear the leopard print speedo underwear is the day you get rushed into the hospital and you are the butt of the nurses jokes for a few years.
So I have a stash of reserve underwear which I dipped into today and it's been kind of awkward all day, so I asked my new neighbor at work (Chris) if he too had a stash of reserve underwear.
Shamed, he mentioned that occasionally he too misses laundry day and has to wear his "monkey pants".
Sometimes I forget how similar we all really are.

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One man's monkey pant is another man's.....hmm..this isn't going to end well....how about: if you truly love your monkey pants, set them free, if you hate them with the fire of a thousand suns - keep them to remind you to do your f'n laundry!
I really appreciate your candor. And the fact that I'll never have to hang out with you while you're wearing dirty panties.
You might also consider these: http://www.onederwear.com.
Brilliant!
Wow, no regret undewear! That could be dangerous.
Mike as always, improving the life of those around you.
You wear underwear?