So if you somehow have NOT heard by now, the iPhone was released today. Dorks everywhere are supposedly lining up to be first in line to tow the Apple company line.

Don't get me wrong, I like Apple products I own an iPod and am a current Mac Book user -- but I just don't buy into the "gotta be the first kid on the block" mentality.

I guess if Verizon didn't have me firmly by the short and curlys' I may be more interested in the iPhone, but as of right now I am not catching the iHype.

One thing I can't stand about the Apple culture is the zealotry of their lemmings, their shit (Apple) somehow does not stink?

Apple really does not release bad products, there usually pretty good about Q/A and usability but I don't buy first gen anything. Actually I hate being a hipster. Thats why I have just started rocking the Hyper-color tee shirts, z-cavariccis and a pony tail.

First gen is where a manufacturers learn most about their products and how they will be used. First generation plasmas had lots of problems, first gen cars usually have more recalls and service issues.

Still the phone costs an absurd amount and I'm sure as soon as that puppy slips out of your hand and hits the floor there will be an iMess everywhere.

Enjoy your iPhone you iAsshole.