You don’t know me, but I can’t stand you. All game you add no value to the broadcast while derailing what is an interesting baseball game.

Here are a few reasons why I hate you.

1. You and A-Rod are dating – why else would you carry his jock on a pedestal? You persist that A-Rod shouting “hey” as he runs by a 3rd baseman forcing him to drop it -- a “Good Play”. It was a bush-league play, buy a bush-league player.

Also, No one held a gun against his head and forced him to go to a strip club with a stripper. He’s got a wife and a family. He made that decision to be in that situation, he’s no angel. Open your eyes you tool.

2. You know nothing about the game and prove it every time I watch by brow-beating some inane point until an inning ends and someone can feed you a new topic. I have heard more insightful commentary from drunk urine soaked vagrants on the T at 11:30 at night.

3. You complain that Baseball players, unlike celebrities, don’t like to have their name in the papers. Celebrities as you believe in your warped little world, "just want their name in the paper". Yeah – It’s so fucking obvious Lindsay Lohan is ecstatic about her DUI/Drug abusing headlines. I bet she hangs them on her fridge.

Unfortunately, Joe Morgan is the only one whom detracts what usually is excellent coverage by ESPN.

Where is Rem-Dawg when you need him?