About

Who is this Asshole?

Well that's an interesting question, and once again, every time I redesign my website I type one of these paragraphs up. I'm not even sure if anyone ever does in fact read them? But I know I can be summed up pretty simply. I am an somewhat abnormal normal guy currently 23,24,25,26 27 currently living in Providence, RI a great city on the move worth a visit if in the area. Boston, MA. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Lisa, a great family consisting of two brothers Jeff and Joe and a little princess for a sister, Sarah.

There are a lot of things in this world I like and also a bunch of things I don't like. Your most likely to hear about the things I dont like, on this site.

Web Likes; having a good time, Boston, the Patriots, Red Sox, Bruins, Providence, an open road, buffalo sauce on anything, the number 39, the letter G, Beer, going out, comedy/action movies, photography, his car, his family, snowboarding, rock/techno/rap music, the Discovery channel, monkeys, hockey, web-surfing, relaxing in nature, porn, a sense of humor, Mid-Summer night candles from Yankee candle, the feeling you get right before a storm, working at Digitas, to get free stuff, a juicy steak, beach sports, clubbing baby seals, a good breakfast, Lighthouses, being American, Comedy Central, 40-foot inflatable animals and the word "Moist"

Web Dislikes; rain that won't stop, being rushed, mushrooms, people who cut out in front of him and then drive 5 mph, arrogant people, the number 0, activists who bitch about every little thing, splinters, coke machines that rob you of your money, people who are out to cause trouble, the news stations, keyboard Rambo's, girly girls, girly guys, any sort of minority that feels oppressed so they feel the need to shove it in my face, bad dreams, the feeling of missing/losing something, people who complain all the time, losing touch with friend's, people who are turning this country into a breeding ground of idiots.

Whats this site all about?

This site was made with blood, sweat, some tears mostly tears and CSS by myself. It is an ever changing experiment of personal writings and code samples. It is hosted at my consulting company which is called Project Eighty-Seven.

This site is running on Moveable Type (2.63.2) and to stop the legions of penis pill emails from landing in my inbox, I use MT-Blacklist. The text formatting is provided by Brad Choate's Textile

I have had a personal website since 1997, way before personal websites were considered blogs, I hate that word. That site consisted mostly of screenshots of websites I have developed over the years .. now its serves as my personal soap box which I stand on and shout from frequently sometimes.

I am not an English major, nor do I even have a good grasp of the English language. That was part of the reason why I decided to start this whole website adventure in the first place -- so dont e mail me all bitchin' n whutnot about speling and gramatical errors. I just don't really care.

Anything else?

Yah, If your like me you probally dont have time to open up every webpage you read consistantly just to see if its been updated. If thats the case add this nifty link to your favorite XML/RSS reader, or just subscribe to this site's subscription list.

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