Category Archive

Humor

• Myspace bots think I am Sexy
  March 07, 2007

  While at work the other day I received an alert from my myspace page (don’t laugh) that I received an message from someone named “Kristal” I don’t know anyone named “Kristal” so I instantly know something is up. But then...

• Worlds Top Ten Ironic Emails addresses
  February 14, 2006

  10. Support@microsoft.com 9. WorldChamps06@colts.com 8. Complaints@peta.org 7. password_reminder@alzheimers.org 6. refunds@irs.gov 5. contactus@spam.org 4. Bigsofty@viraga.com 3. Fastlane@ma.dmv.org 2. Careers@enron.com 1. Humor@ericwebster.net...

• 3 Thoughts
  February 07, 2006

  1- Zero Gravity When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 million developing a pen that writes in...

• Terry's donuts love mouse pad turds
  March 31, 2005

  I'm feeling very random .. enjoy Only the Farkers will get this one Congratulations Jon Jon decided today was a good day to start the Krispy Kreme Diet and eat 12 donuts all by his lonesome. In related news.. The...

• The Dream Challenge v2
  March 28, 2005

  The Dream Challenge v2 It was just about one year ago when 12 of my good friends and I gathered together to partake in the fabled “The 999 Dream Challenge.” In the end we had 4 victors and a new...

• The MBTA
  February 24, 2005

  Announcement: Umm, Attention passengers waiting for the 6:25 train to Providence on Track 3. A Rock Golem has emerged from the earth and is now throwing molten lava at the train as he is eating the fleeing passengers. The MBTA...

• Dialing Under the Influence
  December 03, 2004

  There is a major epidemic sweeping the nation currently. Symptoms of this epidemic may include; slurring of words, incoherent rambling and shouting, unnecessary sobbing, hooking up with that ugly girl from customer service and getting back together with ex-girlfriends whom...

• 15 Things you'd love to say at work, but don't
  September 14, 2004

  Thanks goes out to Mark. 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.3. How about never? Is never good for...

• Friday Humor
  September 03, 2004

  Its Friday before a Long weekend, here are some link to help speed this day along. To ironic not to be funny. Note the skydivers name and the manner to which he died. Irony kills me, and David.Some people just...

• The "Dirty Sanchez" & more
  July 11, 2003

  Due to countless number of requests, I bring you the Dirty Sanchez and more. We have all heard of a dirty Sanchez, but have you heard of the Australian Death Grip, or what about a Donkey Punch? I'm just warning...

• SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE .. from Karlie
  July 07, 2003

  I got this in an email from Karlie over the weekend, I dont know if its my hangover or what but I laughed so hard while reading this ... I've got a headache now ... I'm going to get some...

• dos rilly chinese ...
  July 02, 2003

  A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach...