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Life
- Nutty
March 14, 2008So Its been a whirlwind of a week. SXSW was a great experience and know then next time down there how better to prepare myself. SXSW is not about the conference –it's totally about the people and connecting. If you...
- Hiatus over. Let the Updates begin.
March 08, 2008So its been a while (2,760 hours or 122 days), I know. How’s your mom? Did you ever get that rash cleared up? Good. A lot of things have been going on for me both personally and professionally (Its funny...
- In a funk.
June 20, 2007I usually don't do this but lately I have been in a funk and I can't figure out why. Not a good funk -- the gray cloud of rain kinda funk. I'm sure a few people have noticed me being...
- Coast to Coast
May 31, 2007Late last week I returned from my west cost visit in Santa Monica and after the long weekend Ponte wedding (Conrad’s again Joe) have finally got around to the ten thousand things I needed to get done and finally optimized...
- What do I do?
May 04, 2007For most people a simple question. Not for me. I find recently (because of the change in companies) myself answering this question at least three times a day. For the most part, like most questions, I try to answer it...
- Randy
April 30, 2007So over the weekend I returned from my initial taste of “Sapient” kool-aid and it was quite different than I thought it would be. I thought I would be filling out paperwork and watching sexual harassment videos from the 60’s...
- Rebirth
April 19, 2007Supposedly, it’s spring. Trees are budding with new foliage like the one they shed last fall. Critters are emerging from their long winters nap with renewed vigor and there is a freshness in the air as signs of new life...
- The Return of the 999 Dream Challenge.
April 13, 2007Baseball season is finally upon us, the weather is showing signs of breaking (although old man winter is not done yet), trees are starting to bud and if you know me, it’s time to eat some hotdogs. This will be...
- Monkey Pants
March 30, 2007Everybody has them, I think. So laundry day came and went and no laundry was done. Since laundry day I have not had the opportunity to toss in a few loads. This morning while preparing for work, one of my...
- Tagged: Why Do I Blog?
February 19, 2007So, I have been tagged by J-Eck (over at Reinspire) with one of the latest meme’s to be floating around the interweb’s cesspool – “Why do I blog?” First I hate that term, always have always will. I have had...
- So that was 2006?
December 31, 2006Each year I try to wrap up my year and its always interesting to go back and read them .. to remember the highlights and lowlights of the year. 2006 Started off rocky .. my roommate Derrek’s old apartment caught...
- 17 Reasons why you are going to the LAST SOC SHOW EVER at the living room this Saturday night!
October 24, 20061. Because you somehow don't know who/what "The State of Corruption" is and your friends ridicule you for this. 2. Because you think Jared from subway is gay and you think John Lovits is following in his footsteps. 3. Because...
- Mystery Solved, I think.
September 13, 2006In case you missed it, my brother gave me a “Mystery Box” about a month ago with the specific instruction not to open it until September 15th. On Sunday during the Patriots kickoff party at my house, my brother informed...
- The Mystery of the .. uhh .. Mystery Box
August 21, 2006I received a phone call from my brother Joe last week claiming he had “something” for me and the next time I was in the Providence area, to swing by his apartment to pick it up. After an awesome long...
- Progress
August 03, 2006So I’m a little over a month into my new hobby of marine aqua-scaping and I’m glad to report I have five happy little fishies swimming around ‘pooing’ up the water. I say that only because establishing a certain amount...
- New Adventures in Marine Landscaping
July 18, 2006I have always been fascinated by fish, the ocean and other aquatic mammals. Don't believe me?Ask any of my roommates who have watched me lock myself in my room for the entire duration of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel...
- How to shake a hand
June 30, 2006The handshake is usually the first thing you do when you meet someone for the first time, so it’s directly related to people's “first impressions” of you. I have never seen a definitive guide on how to give a good...
- Vegas Baby!
June 09, 2006Well I’m just about 20 hours away from departing the rain soaked sky of Seattle Boston – destination – sunny Las Vegas Nevada. This is going to be my 4th trip to Vegas in about 5 years – this time...
- So you want to go to Heaven?
June 06, 2006On this most inauspicious of days (6/6/6) I decided that a little slice of Webster's religion is in order for yall. A few weeks ago, I chatted online with a friend of mine whom I have not seen in a...
- Soggy Hotdogs.
April 09, 2006The 3rd annual 999 Dream Challenge took place last night and I want to thank everybody who took place in the challenge. The game was a little late after suffering an hour and a half rain delay .. but when...
- Celebrating my favorite day of the year.
March 09, 2006This weekend hosts my favorite day of the year, St. Patrick’s Day Parade in beautiful Newport, RI. It’s a day filled with good friends, corned beef sandwiches and many Guinness. But this year’s event is even a little sweeter than...
- Providence to Beantown
February 01, 2006I am just finally getting settled in at the new apartment in Boston. Everything still feels odd it feel like I’m living someone else’s life. I don’t know where the forks are, I don’t know where the closest hardware store...
- My Name is Bret Sullivan and I crapped out my penis.
January 25, 2006Or at least that what it said .. Well you probably are wondering what is going on here and the answer is quite simply things are changing. Not only on this site but there are major changes going on with...
- The Biggest and Best of 2005
January 03, 2006One of my new years resolutions is to contribute to this site more often than I have. My other resolution involves a monkey, a steering wheel to a 64 Chevy and an Izod sweater, but more on that later .....
- Bruschi, Patriots, Jager and PDA’s
October 20, 2005It’s a Thursday 4 pack. Enjoy Patriots Sundays have recently been relabeled as my favorite day of the week. It’s a day where I can get together with all my friends and have some laughs. Sometimes it isn’t as easy...
- The iPod, more than just a music player.
October 07, 2005The iPod craze is sweeping the nation .. everybody’s got one. There are many sites out there dedicated to other things you can do with your iPod like store files on it but I want to mention one hidden benefit...
- Great Mannequin Nipples Batman!
August 17, 2005Something has been at the center of my thoughts too many times lately that I can no longer continue to ignore it here. Walking through the mall daily I pass multiple storefronts decorated with outrageous displays of clothing (or lack...
- Getting back to abnormal
July 12, 2005It’s a crazy time to be a computer under ownership of Eric Webster right now .. if you don’t live in Boston and exist solely for work purposes you will hardly will be used. With the arrival of summer comes...
- On “The Pill”
June 29, 2005This isn’t one of my obligatory I_have_been_so_fucking_busy_with_work messages .. but if the sole reader of this site cares where I have been for the past 15 days .. there you go, now you know. If you know me, you know...
- Very Sad Day Indeed
June 15, 2005A friend of mine posted this .. its a very sad day for beer drinkers everywhere. View image....
- Hugo Webster
June 13, 2005Updated: Somebody ironically sent me this link today -- try the baby name wizard Spammers are getting shadier and shadier … that is just a fact. They do whatever they can to get you to click on their email. They...
- Esel Punch’ed
May 24, 2005I spent the weekend in Cooperstown, NY watching the Boston Red Sox play in the Hall of Fame game vs. the Detroit Tigers. Cooperstown is in upstate NY and if you have never been up there let me fill you...
- Hammond, Brady and the Celtics
May 09, 2005This was a rather interesting weekend -- I have a few things to share. I could have stretched it into three separate posts .. but its Monday and I’m being lazy –- so deal with it....
- The Jagermeister Mystery
May 04, 2005While at dinner at The Mews Tavern (the best place this side of purgatory) last week with some newlywed friends [conrad’s again Pat and Jill Austin] -- Jill asked me very specifically “What is Jägermeister?” Jill knew of Jägermeister, she...
- 2 for 1 Patriot Monday
April 18, 2005So I went into the local dollar store yesterday and picked up a 2 for the price of 1 sale on website postings. This weekend had two notable events .. the first happening Saturday night when Tom Brady hosted SNL...
- The “999 Dream Challenge” part deux
April 18, 2005This went about as expected … Jon and I decided that after 4 people were able to finish the challenge last year we needed to add a little more speed to the fastball. Instead of buying a light beer (water)...
- The Dream Challenge v2
March 28, 2005The Dream Challenge v2 It was just about one year ago when 12 of my good friends and I gathered together to partake in the fabled “The 999 Dream Challenge.” In the end we had 4 victors and a new...
- Bud Selieg’s balls are about the size of skittles
March 24, 2005I know I have said it before that I wouldn’t write while angry, well fuckit, i'm reneging. This morning’s pleasant mixture of snow, rain and cat piss has me nice and agitated. This is of course compounded by the fact...
- To the Dominican and Back
March 19, 2005Just for the record, I had a great vacation. You can see that I have put up a few pictures from our adventures into the photo gallery. Lisa and I met some really nice people, had a good time relaxing...
- Spooning with a Bum
January 12, 2005This morning it seems I managed to get out of the wrong side of the bed. Which is interesting because my bed is pushed up against a wall on one side so you would figure that not to be possible....
- 2004 in the rear view mirror
January 04, 2005New Years Eve 2004 ended on a really high note as Rich, Jon, Lisa and I ended the most enjoyable and productive year of my life with 30 something Jagermeister shots. Thus here is my second annual year end wrap...
- Closer to 30
December 28, 2004For the first day in my life I am closer to 30 years old than 20, yesterday marked my 25th birthday. For my Birthday/Christmas I decided I wanted the flu, as I write this I have a mountain of used...
- Dialing Under the Influence
December 03, 2004There is a major epidemic sweeping the nation currently. Symptoms of this epidemic may include; slurring of words, incoherent rambling and shouting, unnecessary sobbing, hooking up with that ugly girl from customer service and getting back together with ex-girlfriends whom...
- From the Heart
November 18, 2004If you don’t do it for yourself, do it for those grandchildren like me, that someday you will have. They don’t know it yet, but they are already wishing you would stop smoking.
- Tara Reid Exposed (again)
November 09, 2004Update: Thanks Matty-2-Tans, NSFW. Pic 1 - Pic 2 - Pic 3 - Pic 1 Update: Big Thanks to JohnnyMac for sending the Tara Reid Booble movie clip - NSFW. note: you will need a Divx Player (WinXP/2000) to view...
- Brass Balls
October 15, 2004Somebody somewhat unexpected taught me an interesting fact about life. A friend of mine Elsa, taught me without balls and taking risks it’s hard to realize your dreams. Elsa (currently only 23 years old) traveled from Malaysia to, of all...
- It's time to Jerk Off!
October 01, 2004When questions on why the hell would you EVER jerk off to The Golden Girls he simply replied. “What?!? There was nothing else was on and It was time to Jerk off!”
- Wha’d you do?
September 10, 2004I can’t remember an event that I anticipated as much as last night first rumble in Foxboro, how quickly I was dissapointed. Before the game, some Asshat production company along with ABC put on a sissy slap-fest of a pre-game...
- Septembuuuuur
September 07, 2004With Labor Day now past us, that means that breezy fall nights are only weeks away. Weather like this reminds me of my teenage years walking to school with my brothers and friends. New clothes on my back (because I...
- Coming of Age
August 20, 2004Yeah I was 20 and I thought my life had ended because my life long dream of making it into playboy was officially over.
- Vegas Part Deux: Another Man Down
August 02, 2004I am shocked and amazed that I was able to get up for my train this morning. “Vegas part deux: Another man down” ™ [Mike Lepre Industries] is now just a smoldering pile of memories. I can say without a...
- Viva Las Vegas
July 29, 2004I am minutues away from Las Vegas ... when I get back I should have some fantastic pictures .. the faces may be changed to protect the innocent. Be back sunday....
- One Sided Conversations.
July 23, 2004It’s impossible to avoid, because it happens so often. You’re sitting in a car with your buddy when his cell phone rings. He lowers the radio and starts yapping .. you have no choice but to listen and try to...
- One Week Down.
July 19, 2004So I have completed my first week at Digitas and things are going better than expected which is great because I thought things were going to be outstanding. I have already made a sizeable handful of great new friends and...
- Winds of Change
July 06, 2004Life is like a book .. sometimes the page runs out of text, the chapter ends and you need to turn the page and start the next chapter. Well this is the start of a new chapter in my life....
- Kegonomics 101 with Dr. Black Mariah
June 29, 2004The single reader of this site probably remembers that the most recent addition to our house was a kegarator. Our original goal was to "save money" by drinking keg beer rather than buying bottled beer. After a little over two...
- Wild Waters in New York
June 28, 2004This past Christmas Lisa, my beautiful girlfriend, surprised me with a great gift certificate for a White Water rafting trip for two on the Hudson River. This weekend we hopped in the whoo-wah (car), cashed in those gift certificates...
- Sore, Burned, Bruised, Bitten and Puffy
May 20, 2004I’m sure you all are just dying to know. I started my journey back to physical fitness with my triumphant return to the Gym. I of course pushed my body too hard too quickly and now I can’t stretch my...
- I have discovered Time Travel
May 09, 2004Recently I have been experimenting with time travel, trying to get it to an exact science is pretty difficult. There are a few problems I am trying to work out. First I can only go forwards in time and secondly...
- Priorities
April 23, 2004Jon: Do you like A1 steak sauce on your steak? Web: Nah, you only need that shit when the steak is dry and cheap. Jon: You don't think I'm buying good steak, do you? Web: It may be cheap, but...
- Hazmat has been notified.
April 19, 2004The organizers of The First (an probably last) “999 Dream Challenge” would like to thank all the willing participants. It’s true that there were in fact no true winners as we all had similar stomach problems on Saturday, toxic gaseous...
- Updated: The Challenge has been set
April 15, 2004Next Friday is the first Yankee’s/Red Sox game at Fenway Park. For the home opener a few friends of mine have accepted “The 999 Challenge” The basis of the challenge is to consume 9 beers and 9 hotdogs inside of...
- Gunga Din
February 20, 2004It seems like this year has just started and now its almost 1/6th over. The winter is about to break for warmer, hopefully better times. The past 2 months haven’t been the best for me and with my February web-post...
- Even Saints Don’t Live Forever
February 08, 2004Yesterday my grandfather passed away. About a week ago he was taken to the hospital and his lung cancer has spread to his brain. After a long week of him struggling to breathe he finally gave in and let go...
- Overshadowed
February 04, 2004The Patriots victory and their reclaiming of the world championship status, is gravely overshadowed by some extremely unfortunate happenings in my life. My grandfather was rushed to the hospital late monday night. He has been bravely battleing lung cancer for...
- And the winner is!
January 25, 2004The nominees were weighed and measured, the votes have been compiled, and after a bout with those friggin' Chad's [insert gay voice here] we would like to announce the winner of the "Best Guest of 2004". The best guest...
- If I had a theme song...
January 05, 2004I picked up the new Offspring album "Splinter". Track seven is called "The Worst Hangover Ever" If I had a theme song it would have be it, or at least in rotation with other songs ... begin funky groove now....
- Ring tone Bingo: The Worst Game Ever
December 29, 2003I know you all have played it. With cell phones, camera phones and ring tones being shoved down our throats by cell phone companies, its hard to not to be an unwilling participant. So your sitting at a party or...
- 24 Down, 51 to Go!
December 27, 2003The end of the year has always seamed to be a wrap-up for me. With Christmas, My Birthday (today, 24) and the New Year ringing in it has always been a time for me to reflect on the past years...
- Merry Christmas
December 24, 2003Whoever you are, where ever you are, have a Merry Christmas, A Happy Chanukah, Joyous Festivus, Feliz Navidad, Festive Kwanzaa or whatever you may celebrate. Here are some random links for your reading enjoyment.. Spain's Really Big one (2.2 Billion...
- A Christmas Story
December 19, 2003“Twas Five’ nights before Christmas, and all through the house. Not a package arrived, not even my optical mouse.” - Eric Webster I ordered some stuff off of Staples.com the day after Thanksgiving. Internet shopping has many advantages over “Old...
- God Bless the Wisconsin University
December 11, 2003Post in reference to BBC News Researchers at Wisconsin University (bless their hearts) have discovered that a pint of Guiness a day offers protection against blood clots comparable to what you’d get from an aspirin a day. Plain old lager...
- R.I.P My Good Friend
December 08, 2003The Blizzard of 03' has claimed the life of my good buddy Jake White. It still hasn't hit me that I will never see him again, although as I write this its starting to set in. I think Billy Joel...
- The Final Beer
December 03, 2003Situation: It's Friday night. Your hanging out at your house with a few buddies, and you are all warming up with a few "Road Sodas" before you venture out on your GNO (Guys Night Out). You head to the fridge...
- Unfortunately, putting life in perspective.
November 19, 2003The details to follow are grim, two friends of my roommate [and inherently mine] were involved in a car accident late Saturday night. Both are in pretty bad shape, one being in a coma. These kinds of unfortunate events in...
- My Digital Command Center.
November 11, 2003Sitting at home on a holiday from work (where I sit in front of a computer all day), what do I decide to do? Get on the computer of course! I don’t quite know why I cannot get off these...
- Congratulations to the new extended Lepre Family
November 06, 2003Hear ye, Hear ye .. Michael Lepre Jr. [ 4lbs. 12 oz. ] and Brenna Lepre [ 4lb. ] were born at ~5:30am (Brenna one minute older) this morning. Congratulations Mike and Nikki. As soon as pictures become available I...
- Universal Nicknames
November 04, 2003Ever go into a store or some sort establishment, or maybe seen some stranger on the street somewhere and the stranger felt compelled to call you by some "name" and they decided to use a universal nickname? I can't stand...
- Cowboy Down, I repeat Cowboy Down
October 17, 2003I pretty much had the paragraph all typed up last night, about how the sox kicked the Yankees asses. I just needed to press the submit button. Then my roomate asked me if it "safe" to put the champagne on...
- The power of the Rally Cap
October 08, 2003After the A’s took the first two games, not to mention is the harsh-ness of the defeats. Who would have thought that the Sox were going to come back and win 3 in a row. We all hoped it...
- Tiz the most wonderful time of the year...
October 07, 2003No its not Christmas, no its not summer any longer but its un-arguably the "most wonderful time of the year" primarily to be a guy, for a few reasons. First its world series time, may be one of the greatest...
- Beer Review: Anheuser World Select
October 02, 2003If you know me, and somebody asked you to describe me you would reply with something like the following. “Oh Web? Yeah I know that cat, hes a kool-ass mofo, and he really knows his beer.” I don’t read many...
- Apparently you can sew someone's ass shut.
October 01, 2003http://www.nbc4columbus.com/news/2523886/detail.html
- Life in cell block #19
September 27, 2003Ok, so its been a very busy week. There are a few updates ill get to later but first topic on the block, Pete and Kerri's Wedding. I saw alot of old frineds and made a few new ones and...
- A brief conversation
September 24, 2003This is an exerpt of a conversation I had with a buddy of mine. bigbuddy1: hey dude eWebstar: yo bigbuddy1: u like apples? eWebstar: hellyeah, apples are good bigbuddy1: i got her number, how do u like dem apples! eWebstar:...
- Reason #372 why I hate spelling
September 17, 2003"Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl...
- How SHIT came about
September 15, 2003Exciting Historical information you need to know about shipping Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship.. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped...
- The Chinese Restaurant Conspiracy
September 12, 2003Driving down the road the other day, I noticed something a little disturbing about Chinese food restaurants. No I’m not talking about the fact that they probably use cat instead of chicken and I’m not talking about the standards for...
- I guess so.
September 11, 2003I scored a 94% on the "Are you a Rhode Islandah?" Quizie! What about you? I guess im tried and true, Rhode Island born. Although alot of these questions seemd loaded. Alot of it is very true as well. Rhode...
- Moment of silence
September 11, 2003In rememberance of all loved ones lost....
- Like a grain of sand on the beach ..
September 02, 2003This weekend had me feeling like a grain of sand on the beach, I went to the Dave Matthews Band at the Meadows in Hartford CT. I must have been one person among 14 or 15 thousand at least. The...
- The Lost n' Profit department
August 27, 2003Well if you don’t know by now, a lot of drunkards have been known to crash at my house after a long night of drinking. Sometimes personal affects are left behind. I am proud to announce the Grand Opening of...
- Oh Boy! Apollo has landed.
August 15, 2003It’s been a while since I just posted a "what’s going on with web" here. And I’ll try not to ramble on and on about something that not many care about. So we weren’t looking for a dog, but he...
- The Soon To Be "Infamous" Ivy Tavern
August 12, 2003AAHH YES...it has been surveyed, tested, and gratuitously approved!! The Ivy Tavern is a splendid local establishment that offers not only fine ale and spirits, but a ample menu of superb dinner choices that make your palate weep for more!...
- Hangovers Suck.
August 05, 2003Finally a chart that you can easily refer to and classify your current hangover. I have been searching for this for a bit now. I think we have all had the unfortunate duty that comes along with a 5 star...
- I am Eric's underhung chick magnet..
August 01, 2003... whom loves to pull hot bitches. Or so this website told me. I'm not going to lie, the first time I did it I was a "Flatulent Sausage Link whom love to fuck Orcas" but that was just practice...
- End of an Error: BB (Big Buddy)
July 30, 2003Well the reign of BB is over. My big buddy, Derrek is moving out of our house this weekend. Its a very sad time for me, he is the cement that holds the bricks in the wall together, and his...
- Highlights from the Weekend
July 27, 2003Well another summer weekend is coming to the end. To be honest with you this 'weekend' began Wednesday when we went to Harborside in East Greenwich, RI. They were having a 'foam' party which was pretty gey. But the rest...
- Today's Post is Missing, Reward Offered
July 12, 2003.. and in related news, I have a hangover. For some odd reason, I decided to get annihilated yesterday. It started off so innocently with a few Guinness while playing some Quake with Jim for a few minutes after a...
- Chronic Fagatosis
July 10, 2003It's Thursday night and I'm about to slap my drinking hat on so I decide to call up a few friends I haven't seen in ages. Unfortunately a few of my friends have caught this awful disease called Chronic Fagatois....
- Hulk with a Lump
July 07, 2003This is too funny not to post. http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,2-2003310256,00.html I have worked at many companies before, none that made small dolls like these. But seriously! I cant sneeze in this office without someone saying "bless you" you mean nobody at the...
- 4th of July Weekend
July 07, 2003Just waking up this morning and lifting my head off the pillow was indeed a test of my skills. The final count for this weekend .. 1 sunburn, 1 beach, 2 pools, 4 hotdogs, 7 mid-day hangovers, 28 hamburgers, 72...
- God's Will
July 03, 2003I would like to take time out of my busy schedule, and discuss the meaning of PROVIDENCE. If you were to look up the meaning in the Oxford English Dictionary, you would find "God's Will." Although this is only...
- Toni and Justin :: Good Luck
June 30, 2003This weekend I had the pleasure of attending the wedding of Toni and Justin Quinn. I have been a friend of both of them for a really long time. They both worked with me at Circuit City. The Ceremony itself...
- Opening email can be dangerous ..
June 19, 2003It could be anything ... Two sorority girls making out like freshmen on make out point... some pledge during rush week with phallic symbols drawn on his cheeks with warm sour cream on his back...
- Buffalo Wings make the world go round
June 16, 2003This morning was spent looking for a way to get CSS and HTML Email to work together seeing that Microsoft was an integral part of CSS and CSS Standards.. you would think their email system would use them. WRONG So...
- God I love Beer ....
June 14, 2003When I woke up and saw this lonely, un-drank beer .. I was instantly upset. I mean I just left him there to waste away, and nobody will ever enjoy his beer-goody-ness.
- The Official "Man Code"
June 10, 2003...When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence......
- The Ivy Tavern - new local hang
June 06, 2003"Oh HELLYEAH", is all I could say as I walked into the newly constructed "Ivy Tavern"on Hope St. about 600 paces south and 43 paces east of my house. I could safely stumble home from there and You cant...
- Dave Sarah Wedding
March 28, 2003Two of my very good friends got married. The wedding was beautiful, All attendees had a great time. I would just like to send them my best wishes. View image...

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