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Sports

• Rusty
  March 25, 2008

  Update: They turned it around in classic Sox fashion, the boys are back in town. woot. It's a little after 6:30 in the AM. I am not sure WHY exactly but I find myself on my couch watching the Red...

• The Colt's Cheating Ways
  November 05, 2007

  I was going to write a humorous story about how when Lisa was in the bathroom in the 3rd quarter of last night’s game -- the Pats finally started to turn things around. When she came out of the bathroom...

• There was a baseball game last night, kinda
  October 25, 2007

  I kept some random notes from last night's game. Check them out. Its the pregame show and the analyst are pretty much sitting in the stands about 3 feet from 3rd base. Fenway is funny like that. I would loved...

• Michael Vick passes go, proceeds directly to jail.
  July 18, 2007

  As he should. I know that he's innocent until proven guilty but the indictment came out today and it does not look good for good ole Ron Mexico. I am of the opinion that it is not my right to...

• Joe Morgan, Shut up.
  June 04, 2007

  You don’t know me, but I can’t stand you. All game you add no value to the broadcast while derailing what is an interesting baseball game. Here are a few reasons why I hate you. 1. You and A-Rod are...

• Red Sox crushed in season opener, REO Speed Wagon found in yellow pages.
  April 03, 2007

  Wow, 2007 is off to a rocky start as the lowly Royals whittled a prison shank out of a melted fork and stuck it into the back of the Red Sox yesterday. When washed up rockers REO Speed Wagon sings...

• End of; the season, Samuel in New England, Bruschi?
  January 23, 2007

  What a game, after 6 years of winning nail biters, we finally know what it feels like to lose one. Hat’s off to the Colts, they got it done. They got some help from the officials, injuries and player mistakes...

• Defying Gravity
  January 15, 2007

  In light of last nights win, I found myself asking how the Patriots continue to defy the NFL’s gravity to make good teams mediocre. Since the NFL salary cap’s induction in 1994 teams that have success each have 50+ players...

• You're Vanderjerk'ed!
  November 27, 2006

  I just tuned into the NFL network to see the “NFL Cheerleader Playoffs” (Seriously, it’s a show. Chad Jackson is the host, no seriously) only to hear that Mike Vaderjerk (sorry force of habit Vanderjagt) was cut from the...

• Not out of magic.. yet.
  November 20, 2006

  With the first two consecutive losses in the last 4+ years coming in the past two weeks the Patriots stock has taken a drastic nosedive. The patriots have some issues they are working on just like every other NFL...

• Oh what a night.
  November 06, 2006

  That was a battle of the ages, two heavyweight bruisers standing toe to toe landing fierce haymakers back and fourth. Blood and teeth sprayed out on the canvas -- it was such a rollercoaster of emotion – everything it was...

• Wednesday Morning Quarterback
  November 01, 2006

  Hi, how are you? Yeah? I’m fine -- thanks for asking. Yeah the SOC party last week was off the hook! It was crazy -- like insane crazy -- hanging from the ceiling throwing lightbulbs at people crazy. It was...

• Un-Patriotic
  September 28, 2006

  I don't get it - after the Pats admittedly lackluster kickoff to the 2006-2007 season - somehow people, writers and fans (both nationally and disturbingly locally) have been commenting that this is the beginning of the end of Tom Brady...

• Don't be a jackass.
  July 25, 2006

  I was enjoying in my normal Tuesday routine which entails getting ready for work while listening to WEEI (Boston sports talk radio) this morning. The morning hosts usually choose some ambiguous topic to rant and rave about all morning, filling...

• David Ortiz or Tom Brady?
  June 27, 2006

  After David Ortiz 2nd game winning swing this week, a question was posed on WEEI (local sports talk radio) which stumped me this morning, whom is more clutch? David Ortiz or Tom Brady? I’m sure there are great reasons for...

• The incoherent ramblings of a Red Sox fan.
  May 12, 2006

  After not saying too much here about the Red Sox for the first month and a half of the 2006 season and after taking the first full series pretty handily versus the Yankees its time for a 10 minute state...

• I am Coo Coo for Coco Crisp
  April 04, 2006

  Red Sox 2006 season opener has come and gone yesterday and the official first impressions of a lot of new red sox players is in. Here are some notes. Coco Crisp started off with a strikeout but quickly followed by...

• Where there is smoke, there has to be fire.
  March 23, 2006

  As the popular saying says, Gillette Stadium has to be on fire. The most recent player lost to free agency, Adam Vinatieri, defiantly stings the most. You don’t loose possibly the most clutch kicker whom over the past 4 season...

• Snoozer Bowl
  February 06, 2006

  After surviving last nights snoozer bowl I can’t but wonder if my feeling towards this game are jilted by the fact that the Patriots were not in the big game this year and had they been they would have EASILY...

• Playing with house money.
  January 13, 2006

  This years Patriots season has been a rocky road. Only weeks after winning the super bowl feelings of elation went to horror when Bruschi had a stroke and we thought he was lost forever. Once the season started we...

• Jesus, there is no Loyalty
  December 21, 2005

  There seems to be an absolute lack of loyalty everywhere recently. With employers, government, friends, families and it is certainly most prevalent with athletes in professional sports. This morning before I even managed to wipe the crust out of my...

• Is the Big Blue Machine back?
  December 20, 2005

  We are still amiss a injury decimated season, but the Big Blue machine looks to have recently oiled up the gears for a substantial run at a 3 peat. The Patriots, after healing at a few key positions, seem to...

• Final Open Letter to Theo Epstein
  November 02, 2005

  Dear Theo, Because I have enjoyed our one way correspondence in the past, I couldn’t resist writing you a final open letter. I am deeply saddened to hear that you resigned as GM of the Boston Red Sox .. but...

• From First to Worst
  September 22, 2005

  Maybe a little dramatically overstated, but could the sox be playing any worse right now? Well I guess they could be, but they are technically no longer in the playoffs this year after having a commanding lead slip away in...

• A True Story
  August 01, 2005

  eWebstar: Hey Manny whattup!DRgod24: Hola mi amigo. not much. i just took a pee pee behind the scoreboard LOLeWebstar: Umm that’s a little weird. So anyway what’s this I hear about you wanting to leave the Red Sox?DRgod24: o yeah,...

• WWJDD?
  July 27, 2005

  Last nights Sox game was the most entertaining game of the year so far, even better than the crushing defeat of the Yankees of a few weeks ago which gave me wood for whole 3 days. The Sox come out...

• The Great Number Eight (#8)
  June 09, 2005

  Being a teenager in New England in the late eighties/early nineties it was impossible NOT to be a Boston Bruins fan. Some of the greatest players to ever put a black and gold sweater on played during this era....

• Broadway Brady
  April 18, 2005

  Tom Brady did a fantastic job on Saturday Night Live, however the writers of SNL did not and should be led into the back room of the SNL studio and shot. Brady looked just as poised and in control hosting...

• Olay!
  April 14, 2005

  This is too good not to post. My friend from work Pat sent me this link about a man named Ron Mexico. As it seems we all Ron Mexico as Michael Vick. He is using that name in a court...

• Play Ball!
  April 05, 2005

  Fresh cut lawnsCold beer and hot dogsFriends and laughs Go Sox. Thats what baseball is to me? I know you Haiku nerds are out there....

• The Dream Challenge v2
  March 28, 2005

  The Dream Challenge v2 It was just about one year ago when 12 of my good friends and I gathered together to partake in the fabled “The 999 Dream Challenge.” In the end we had 4 victors and a new...

• Red, White and Bruschi
  March 03, 2005

  After a very lackluster posting performance by me in February, with the frequency of updates on this site hovering somewhere near the number of receptions that underachieving Freddie “I’m so fucking stupid and don’t know when to shut my big...

• NHL -- No Hockey League
  February 17, 2005

  Yesterday NHL commish Gary Bettman “regretfully” announced the cancellation of the 2004-2005 NHL season. It's really sad that we, the fans, are the ones whom are truly losing out. No matter what way players and owners try to spin it,...

• Fairwell
  February 08, 2005

  The final gun has sounded on the Belechick/Weis/Crennel show and it has been quite a fantastic voyage as the Patriots bested the fan favorite Philadelphia Eagles in Superbowl XXXIX. The good news is that I believe that the winning isn’t...

• Apprehensive Anticipation
  January 27, 2005

  Like a moth to a flame I am drawn to every newspaper article, magazine columnist, statition and anybody else with a pen and a paper that is writing something about this years Pats/Eagles Superbowl -- and they all seem to...

• Eagle Huntin'
  January 25, 2005

  After the Patriots lit up the NFL’s top dog Steelers like a crackpipe Sunday, they are now headed to their third super bowl in four years. In Jacksonville we will meet up with the Philadelphia Eagles and as my roommate,...

• Dynasty: Part three.
  January 23, 2005

• Cut that Meat!
  January 17, 2005

  Peyton Manning just isn’t cutting it in the playoff’s, but Super-Dillon sure was with his 144 yard performance in his first post season dance of his life....

• Digesting the Hype
  January 13, 2005

  After yet another three straight days of being pumped full of hype by local and national media it now seems that the Colts are the popular favorite, that doesn’t bother me. I personally think and have said before that the...

• Rubber-match
  January 10, 2005

  Next weekend will be the much anticipated rubber match between the Colts and Patriots at “The Razor” in Foxboro. Things are much different this year as the Pat’s secondary is in decimated form and Manning is coming off the best...

• Who pissed in my Cheerios?
  December 23, 2004

  After getting my chops busted about not commenting on the awful anal penetration the World Champion Patriots received from the second worse team in the NFL Monday night on national TV, I have decided to toss my .02 cents in....

• In Theo We Trust
  December 17, 2004

  Update:A friend of mine sent me this hilarious Master Card commercial(1MB) of the sox winning the pennant, enjoy -Thanks Mike After watching the sickening press conference last night where Pedro put on his new Mets uniform, I have lost all...

• Genius
  November 30, 2004

  Bill Belichickstein is a fucking genius. Q: How do you make the top rush defense in the NFL look silly? A: Easy, Take one of the biggest and strongest defensemen in the NFL and stick him in the face of...

• Disgracefull
  November 22, 2004

  Friday night, a basketball game turned into a mission in Grand Theft Auto when a few players on the Indiana Pacers decided to “jack” the Detroit Pistons fans. I don’t think I need to recap the night as you have...

• Curse-less
  October 28, 2004

  Fitting, day one of being curse-less begins with a fierce hangover. The 2004 Red Sox have finally done it … its over! No more curses, jinxes, 1918, video clips of Bill Buckner, 86 year droughts, Bucky Dent Dingers, Grady Little...

• Weather From Hell: 35 Degrees and Sunny
  October 21, 2004

  It must be a cold day in hell today as what happened last night is still setting in. Was that a flying lawnmower that just whizzed by? What the hell is going on, is this real? Yes, but there are...

• Time to Punch In.
  October 20, 2004

  Being a sox fan is hard work, sometimes more than anyone wishes. He is that annoying friend that sometimes gets too drunk, gets you into a fight, kicked out of the bar, pukes in in your back seat and...

• What, I don’t even get a reach around?
  October 13, 2004

  After watching the flogging the Sox took last night, NESN would have played 12 “keep the faith” commercials allowing me to sleep easier knowing I wasn't the only one crying inside. Instead we were treated to FOX Sports … who's...

• Reluctantly Posting
  September 29, 2004

  A friend of mine (although, he is a confused Yankee fan) has somehow convinced me that I should post an open letter to all Red Sox fans. I will admit, I saw the images too of the Red Sox parting...

• Never pull the champagne out of the fridge early.
  September 02, 2004

  The Red Sox are on a blazin’ hot streak right now .. quickly gaining ground on the Yankees and widening their lead for the wild card. It’s fantastic to watch them play and win, it’s just as fantastic to watch...

• Open Letter to Theo Epstein
  July 14, 2004

  Dear Theo Epstein, I would like to bring it to your attention that last night while we played MLB 2004 for Sony Playstation, the Boston Red Sox and the Arizona Diamondbacks were able to complete a trade. The details of...

• Barry Bonds is a Tool
  June 23, 2004

  Retorting Barry Bond's (BB) comments last Friday saying that Boston is "too racist" for him I would like to say the Sox would never trade for a ego-inflated, lazy, hypocritical steroid junkie. Mind you his comments about the city I...

• Two Long weeks.
  February 01, 2004

  Since the Patriots beat on the Colts like a red headed stepchild, it has been two very long weeks. I have noticed considerably less hype this year rather than in past Superbowls. Usually in past years there has only been...

• Prayers have been answered.
  January 18, 2004

  There is snow in Foxboro (Foxborough for locals) 2-4 inches predicted. It's cold as ice and this just in.. there is no dome in Foxboro. PredictionsIt will be cold.The Colts will punt at least 2 timesManning will be sackedIt will...

• 16 weeks and 131 beers later
  January 04, 2004

  Like many sports fans, I am a very superstitious person. Here is my official disclaimer. The following comments were typed whilst simultaneously knocking on wood, throwing salt over my right shoulder and wearing my hat inside out. 16 weeks, that’s...